If You Can't Beat 'em, Bite 'em
Studio album by Weird War
Released	January 27, 2004
Genre	Indie rock
Label	Drag City
Weird War chronology
I Suck on that Emotion (as Scene Creamers) (2003) If You Can't Beat 'em, Bite 'em (2004) Illuminated by the Light (2005)

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
AllMusic	[1]
Pitchfork Media	(6.2/10)[2]

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em is the third album by Weird War.

Track listing

1. "Intro (Music for Masturbation)" − 1:42
2. "Grand Fraud" − 3:24
3. "Tess" − 3:00
4. "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em" − 3:58
   • vocals by Jennifer Herrema (as "JJ Rox")
5. "Moment in Time" − 4:38
6. "Store Bought Pot" − 4:22
7. "AK-47" − 3:43
8. "N.D.S.P." − 4:34
9. "Chemical Rank" − 3:39
10. "Lickin' Stick" − 3:43
    • piano by Azita
11. "One by One" − 4:18

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