The Best Little Secrets Are Kept
Studio album by Louis XIV
Released	March 21, 2005 (International) March 22, 2005 (USA)
Recorded	2004
Genre	Alternative Rock, Garage Rock, Glam Rock
Length	37:56
Label	Atlantic
Producer	Jason Hill
Louis XIV chronology
Illegal Tender (2005) The Best Little Secrets Are Kept (2005) Live At the Virgin Megastore, Sunset Strip EP (2005)

Professional ratings

Aggregate scores
Source	Rating
Metacritic	62/100 link
Review scores
Source	Rating
Allmusic	link
PopMatters	(5/10) link
Pitchfork Media	(1.2/10)
Rolling Stone	link

The Best Little Secrets Are Kept is the second album by Louis XIV. It was released on March 21, 2005 (see 2005 in music) internationally and a day later in the United States. The album is named after a line from their song "Pledge of Allegiance"

Track listing

1. "Louis XIV" (Hill/Karscig) – 3:05
2. "Finding Out True Love Is Blind" (Hill/Karscig) – 4:14
3. "Paper Doll" (Hill) – 3:25
4. "God Killed the Queen" (Hill/Karscig) – 2:48
5. "A Letter to Dominique" (Hill/Karscig) – 3:04
6. "Illegal Tender" (Hill/Karscig/Maigaard) – 3:13
7. "Pledge of Allegiance" (Hill) – 3:37
8. "Hey Teacher" (Hill/Karscig) – 3:42
9. "All the Little Pieces" (Hill/Karscig) – 4:51
10. "Ball of Twine" (Hill) – 5:57
11. "Every Which Way That I Can" (Japan only bonus track)
12. "Love Stricken Felony" (Japan only bonus track)

Personnel

Louis XIV

• Brian Karscig – vocals, guitar, piano, vocals, string arrangements; bass (tracks 6, 8)
• Jason Hill – lead guitar, vocals, piano, producer, engineer, string arrangements, mixing; bass (tracks 1, 4, 5, 7, 9)
• James Edwards Armbrust – bass (tracks 2, 3, 10)
• Mark Anders Maigaard – drums

Additional Musicians

• Lindsey Troy – vocals
• Frank Palumbo – trumpet
• Robert Arthur Dodds – guitar
• Clayton Bullock – violin
• Louis Caverly – violin
• Michelle Negele – viola
• Andrew Shulman – cello

Technical

• Alex Albrecht – assistant engineer
• Sam Buffa – collage
• Smith Darby – photography
• John Hofstetter – artwork
• Matt Hyde – mixing
• Phil Mucci – photography
• John Rubeli - A&R
• Dave Schultz – mastering

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