October 3rd.

Poprishchin records that he was reluctant to go to the office to face the disapproval of the chief clerk. He believes the "long-legged scoundrel" is envious of his position as the mender of pens. He had gone, however, because he wanted to obtain an advance on his salary, though he knew that the "skinflint" accountant would not oblige. He reflects sourly on other officials and the pointlessness of serving in his department, but is pleased that the tables are mahogany and everyone is addressed as "sir".

On his way to work, he had encountered the director's daughter. He was completely overcome by her beauty, and effaced himself. He records that he heard her little dog Meggie engaging in conversation with another passing dog called Fidel, which greatly astonished him. He reminded himself that such things do happen, and recalled hearing about a fish that spoke in a strange language and two cows who entered a shop to ask for a pound of tea. He had been shocked to hear Meggie tell Fidel that she has written him a letter, and he resolves to follow Fidel and her owner home to ascertain their address.

October 4th.

Today he was in the office as usual, mending pens. He reflects on the nobility of his director, and begins to dream about the director's daughter, before abruptly cutting himself off. Instead he contemplates the folly of the French, to whom he would like to administer a thrashing. That morning, the director's daughter had walked in, and he was again overwhelmed by her beauty and splendid clothes. He longed to tell her not to have him executed but to kill him with her own hand, but instead informed her that her father wasn't there. She dropped her handkerchief and he nearly broke his nose trying to retrieve it. That evening, he lay on his bed for a long time, then went to the director's house and waited outside in hopes of seeing his beloved, but she didn't appear.

November 6th.

He is deeply upset: the chief clerk has castigated him in an insulting manner for running after the director's daughter. He inwardly curses the chief clerk, putting his high-handedness down to envy and conceit. He asserts that his own achievements will soon "eclipse" those of the chief clerk, if only he had a fashionable coat like him.

November 8th.

Poprishchin was at the theatre watching a musical comedy that greatly entertained him. He particularly enjoyed the play's barbs directed at barristers, merchants, critics and others. He expresses contempt for his fellow officials who lack the sophistication needed to enjoy theatre. An actress reminded him of his beloved, but he dares not think about it.

November 9th.

He went to the office, where he and the chief clerk pretended not to notice each other's existence. He passed by the director's house on the way home but saw no-one. After dinner he lay on the bed for a long time.

November 11th.

Today he mended 23 pens for His Excellency and 4 for his daughter. He expresses great admiration for the director's intelligence and dignity. He wishes he could observe the splendour of the other rooms, especially the daughter's boudoir, with its flowers and scent bottles and "ethereal" clothes, but commands himself to be silent.

Remembering the conversation between the dogs, he decided that he must get hold of the correspondence between them. He had already once demanded information from Meggie about her mistress, but the dog had left the room without saying anything. He resolves to go to Fidel's house to retrieve the letters.

November 12th.

He had returned to Fidel's place of lodging and asked the girl that he be allowed to speak to her dog. The dog had come running and barking, and when he tried to pick it up it attempted to bite his nose. However, he succeeded in snatching a bunch of papers from the animal's sleeping basket before hastily departing, to the dog's chagrin and the girl's extreme alarm.

He is convinced that the letters between the dogs will tell him everything he wishes to know about the director and his daughter.

November 13th.

Poprishchin records verbatim the contents of Meggie's letters to Fidel. Despite being perfectly legible and grammatically correct, the letters are exccessively concerned with trivial canine matters, and on those occasions when they do begin to discuss the director or his daughter, they always sidetrack into something peculiarly doggy in nature. However, he learns that Sophie (the director's daughter) attended a ball and returned at 6 in the morning. The letter describes Sophie's delight the next day when she receives a gentleman visitor called Mr Teploff, and alludes to the comical official who sits in the director's waiting room mending pens, who is, according to Meggie, an object of ridicule to Sophie. Realizing it is himself being referred to, Poprishchin becomes enraged and accuses the "cursed dog" of lying and of being motivated by envy. He puts it down to treachery on the part of the chief clerk.

He decides to read one more letter and learns that Sophie is now madly in love with the young "chamberlain", that they are engaged, and that the father is very happy.

December 3rd.

Poprishchin cannot accept that the marriage will take place. He expresses dismay at the false status accorded to someone who happens to be a 'chamberlain', pointing out that his nose isn't made of gold and is just like anyone else's. He wonders where such distinctions came from, and why he himself is only a titular councillor. He speculates that he might really be a count or a general, observing that such cases of mistaken identity are not historically infrequent.

December 5th.

Poprishchin has discovered from the newspapers that the throne of Spain is vacant, and that there is no heir-apparent. He is mystified that there can be a throne, but no-one to sit on it.

December 8th.

He is still deeply troubled by the Spanish affairs. He doesn't go to the office and spends most of the day lying on his bed pondering the situation.

The year 2000: April 43rd.

Poprishchin announces that the King of Spain has been found and that it is in fact himself. He cannot understand how he can have imagined that he was a titular councillor, but he thinks it might have been due to thinking the human brain is in the head when in fact it is carried by the wind from the Caspian Sea. He reports that his maidservant (Mawra) was shocked and frightened when he informed her that he was the King of Spain, but he had hastened to assure her that he was nothing like Phillip II. He didn't go to the office and scornfully rules out ever going there again.

Marchember 86. Between day and night.

Today he was summoned to the office after three weeks absence. He was amused at how shocked everyone would be if they knew who was in their presence. Work was put in front of him, but naturally he ignored it. Eventually the director appeared and Poprishchin was given a special document to sign: he wrote "Ferdinand VIII" in bold letters and a reverential silence had ensued. He then left and went to the director's house, forcing his way in and going straight to Sophie's dressing room where he told her that at last they would be united and that unimaginable happiness awaited her. He had then departed.

He has discovered that woman loves only one thing: the devil. The devil is behind everything that attracts a woman's attention, and in the end she marries him. He concludes that it is all ambition, and the reason is a tiny worm that lives in a blister under the tongue, which is constructed by a barber in Bean Street who is seeking to spread the Islamic faith.

No date. The day had no date.

He went for a walk "incognito", feeling it beneath his dignity to be recognized in the world when he had not yet presented at court. He realized that he needed a royal cloak, but since the tailor he consulted proved an incompetent ass, he decides that he will make it himself. He later reports that he has succeeded in making the cloak out of his office uniform and that Mawra cried out when he put it on. He impatiently awaits the arrival of the Spanish deputation so that he may present himself.

The 1st

He is astonished at the delay in the arrival of the Spanish deputies. That morning he had gone to the post office to inquire whether they had arrived yet. The "blockhead" of a postmaster told him that they had not, but that he would be happy to forward a letter to them if desired.

Madrid. February 30th.

He is in Spain. The Spanish deputies had arrived and, with extraordinary promptness, transported him to the Spanish frontier. Upon entering, he had seen many persons with shaved heads whom he decided must be grandees or soldiers. The Chancellor had pushed him into a room and threatened to beat him if he called himself Ferdinand VIII again, but Poprishchin, knowing it was a test, repeated his claim, whereupon he was dealt two blows with a stick. It hadn't troubled him because he knew it was merely an ancient chivalric ceremony for those being inducted into high office. Later, researching state affairs, he discovered that Spain and China are the same country. He also became deeply troubled by an impending event:

... to-morrow at seven o'clock the earth is going to sit on the moon. This is foretold by the famous English chemist, Wellington. To tell the truth, I often felt uneasy when I thought of the excessive brittleness and fragility of the moon. The moon is generally repaired in Hamburg, and very imperfectly. It is done by a lame cooper, an obvious blockhead who has no idea how to do it. He took waxed thread and olive-oil—hence that pungent smell over all the earth which compels people to hold their noses. And this makes the moon so fragile that no men can live on it, but only noses. Therefore we cannot see our noses, because they are on the moon.

He succeeded in convincing the "grandees with shorn heads" to take action to save the moon, but the Chancellor responded by beating him and driving him into his room. Such, he concludes, is the power of ancient customs in Spain.

January in the same year, following after February.

He is becoming increasingly astonished at the strangeness of Spanish customs. Today his head was shaved and they poured cold water on him, all the time ignoring his loud protestations. He fears that he might have fallen into the hands of the Inquisition and that the man he took to be the chancellor is in fact the Grand Inquisitor.

The 25th.

Today the Grand Inquisitor came into his room, but he had hidden himself in advance. The Inquisitor called out his old name and official title several times before finally calling out "Ferdinand the Eighth, King of Spain!" and driving him out with a stick. Poprishchin is compensated for his pain with the discovery that "every cock has his Spain under his feathers". He feels only contempt for the impotent spite of the Inquisitor whom he knows to be only a tool of the English.

34 March. February 349.

He can no longer endure the torture and humiliation, and cries out for help. A heartfelt prayer to his mother for the suffering of her orphan son concludes with the words:

Mother, mother, have pity on your sick child! And do you know that the Bey of Algiers has a wart under his nose?

Madness

Gogol evokes common images of madness in his characterization of Poprischkin – auditory hallucination (the talking dogs), delusions of grandeur (thinking he is the King of Spain), and the institutional context of the asylum and its effect on the individual. In the second half of the nineteenth century, "Diary of a Madman" was frequently cited as a realistic case study: medical specialists wrote articles confirming its authenticity as an outline of the progress of paranoid delusion.^[2][3] The character has been described by psychiatrist Eric Lewin Altschuler as one of the earliest and most extensive depictions of what became known as schizophrenia.^[4] The image of the insane asylum as a house of correction, indirectly presented through Poprischkin's deranged diary entries, is also true to ideological perspectives and institutional practices pertaining to the treatment of madness in the era of European industrialization.^[5]

Poprishchin's descent into madness is a result of his alienation from society. His desire to achieve the dignity and authority that he sees around him, but never feels, yields frustration rather than motivation. His lack of motivation causes Poprishchin to wish for power and wealth, instead of actively trying to work toward achieving this goal in reality.^[6]

Poprishchin's relationship with three specific characters, the Director, the Section Chief and Sofi, contribute significantly to the disintegration of his sanity. The Section Chief causes Poprishchin the most direct frustration through constant criticism. Poprishchin responds to the Section Chief's attempts to bring him into reality with anger and aggression. The Director takes a much more passive role in affecting Poprishchin. Poprishchin actually idolizes the Director, in large part due to the fact that he remains distant from Poprishchin and never interferes in his personal life with comments or suggestions. Despite this initially peaceful relationship, Poprishchin finds a way to see a menace in the Director. Poprishchin notices that the Director has too much ambition, a quality that Poprishchin desires, but knows he cannot achieve in reality, and therefore turns his admiration of the Director into hatred. Sofi is a beautiful woman to whom Poprishchin has a strong sexual attraction. However, Poprishchin painfully discovers that Sofi finds him unattractive and irritable, and he is unable to cope. Poprishchin is enlightened about both the Director's ambition and Sofi's view of him from letters written by a dog. Poprishchin's imagination conjured the complimentary letter from Sofi, when, in reality, the letter neglects mentioning him. His destruction of the letter evidences his insanity by symbolizing his release of reality.^[6]

Alienation

One disruptive force contextualized is the relationship between the individual and society. Poprishchin sees a menace in everyone and always finds a way to blame others for his personal frustrations, and consequently treats them with the aggression he believes they deserve. This behavior fuels a vicious cycle that justifies the negative perception and treatment that society exerts toward Poprishchin.^[6]

Numbers

There have been many analyses of Poprishchin's unique diary entries attempting to interpret their meaning, with special interest taken in the entry: 43 April 2000. A Freudian analysis performed by Ermakov hypothesized that Poprishchin used this absurd date to avoid May 13, because the word maja suggests majat'sja, which in Russian means suffering. Richard Gustafson's analysis of the entry title is more grounded in the contents of the story. He agrees that Poprishchin is indeed trying to avoid May 13, but his reasoning is that the letters from the dogs that exposed the grave reality of Sofi and the Director were presented exactly half a year earlier on November 13.^[6][7]