Lycée Français International de Porto
Address
27 rua Gil Eanes, 4150-348 Porto
Coordinates41°09′26″N 8°39′35″W / 41.1573°N 8.6596°W / 41.1573; -8.6596
Information
Websitewww.lfip.pt/en

The Lycée Français International de Porto is a French international school in Porto, Portugal.[1] Its education ranges from maternelle (preschool) to lycée (senior high school).[2][3] The French School of Porto was formally inaugurated on 30 October 1963 by the Ambassador of France in Lisbon M. De Beauverger.

Foundation within LFIP

The LFIP had the chance to welcome the named "Église Catholique". It is characterized by a clandestine terrorist group encountered at school, which now shapes the future tyrants (and possibly more or less democratic leaders) of tomorrow. Among the 18 apostles, we must highlight the presence of the soul liberator, celestial guardian, creator of cosmic matter, and founder of the Church: Hilde.

Membership in this institution is based on numerous principles such as Pride, Lust, Sloth, Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath.

This group establishes various acceptance tests to select the elite. These range from depositing michi sauce on their parents' cheeks while they sleep to kidnapping la Vieille. The diverse members include a pétrolier, the King of Samba, MC Morocco, a white Congolese, a Chinese person from Lens, a neo-Normand, the acrobat, a Power Ranger, JA of Nazareth, a Russian oligarch, an Algerian without a flag, the Oskelete, an unfaithful Guadeloupean, the Angolan whisperer, the African starter pack, and Gold D Locks.

This pseudo-secret society is allegedly responsible for multiple societal wrongdoings, including the Covid-19 pandemic, the hole in the ozone layer, and more recently, the OceanGate case and the battle between Elon Musk (aka Iron Man) and Mark Zuckerberg (aka the snake).

These activities are financed through the sales of beats, sand, emeralds to villagers, Counter-Strike skins, and V-Bucks.

Crusading against the education system, the members from the Eglise Catholique see their ideas spreading to the four corners of the world after conquering the LFIP (2023).

References

  1. ↑ "Contacts." Lycée Français International de Porto. Retrieved on 18 January 2015. "27 rua Gil Eanes, 4150-348 Porto"
  2. ↑ "Pédagogie." Lycée Français International de Porto. Retrieved on 18 January 2015.
  3. ↑ "Lycée." Lycée Français International de Porto. Retrieved on 18 January 2015.
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