Things
DVD cover
Directed byAndrew Jordan
Screenplay by
  • Andrew Jordan
  • Barry J. Gillis
Produced by
  • Andrew Jordan
  • Barry J. Gillis
  • Lorinda Collins
Starring
  • Barry J. Gillis
  • Amber Lynn
  • Bruce Roach
  • Doug Bunston
  • Jan W. Pachul
  • Patricia Sadler
CinematographyDan Riggs
Edited by
  • Andrew Jordan
  • Barry J. Gillis
Music byJack Procher
Production
company
Left Field Productions
Distributed byIntervision
Release date
September 1989
Running time
83 minutes
CountryCanada
LanguageEnglish

Things is a 1989 Canadian independent direct-to-video horror film, directed by Andrew Jordan and written by Jordan and Barry J. Gillis.[1] The film was shot in the Toronto suburb of Scarborough, Ontario, with a cast consisting of co-writer Barry J. Gillis and pornographic film star Amber Lynn.[2] Its plot follows two friends who, while visiting a relative's house, encounter a horde of hostile creatures that are the results of experiments by a demented doctor.[3]

Things is considered the first Canadian shot-on-Super 8 horror film released for the VHS market,[4] as well as one of the worst films of all time.[2]

Plot

Don and Fred decide to visit the house of Doug, Don's brother. They are unaware that Doug and his wife Susan, who have been unable to conceive a child naturally, have been participating in unconventional experiments performed by Doctor Lucas, in order to artificially induce pregnancy in Susan. While looking for beer in Doug's house, Don and Fred discover a book written by Aleister Crowley, as well as a tape recorder that plays a recording of a distorted voice. Hearing the tape, Doug storms in and scolds them before joining them in their drinking.

Susan gives birth to insect-like creatures before dying. The creatures attack and kill a dog. Doug explains to Don and Fred about the experiments he and Susan had been involved in with Doctor Lucas, and that they went awry. The power in the house suddenly goes out, and the creatures born of Susan infest the house and attack the men.

Don and Doug search the house with a flashlight. In the basement, a creature attacks Doug from behind. Don attempts to strike the creature with a hammer, but accidentally bludgeons Doug instead. Don helps Doug back upstairs, where another creature bites off several of Doug's fingers. Don cauterizes Doug's wounds, but Doug dies. Don hides Doug's body in a closet to prevent the creatures from eating the rest of him.

Armed with a drill, Don continues to wander around the house. He sees visions of Doug still alive, and falls asleep on a couch. Fred appears with a chainsaw while Don finds a golf club, and the two kill several of the creatures. They discover that the creatures have eaten Susan's body, reducing her to mostly bones. The creatures eat Fred alive as he pleads for Don's help. Doctor Lucas arrives at the house, and Don accuses him of being responsible for everyone's deaths. The creatures attack Doctor Lucas, and Don is shown escaping the house and coming across a passerby, who walks with him to a car. He asks, "Are you sure this wasn't all a dream?" Don is then seen back in the house, alongside a bloodied but apparently living Doctor Lucas.

Cast

  • Barry J. Gillis as Don Drake
  • Amber Lynn as Reporter
  • Bruce Roach as Fred Horton
  • Doug Bunston as Doug Drake
  • Jan W. Pachul as Doctor Lucas

Release

In 1989, Things was released direct-to-video on VHS.[5] In the United States, the film was distributed on VHS by Triworld Films.[6]

Things was released on DVD on September 4, 2008, by Cinema Sewer and Left Field Productions,[7][8] and was re-released on DVD in 2011 by Severin Films.[9][10]

In 2021, Joe Bob Briggs hosted the film on The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs. The episode featuring the movie was subsequently released on VHS in 2022.[11] It has also been featured at film festivals.[12]

Reception and legacy

Contemporary reviews

A reviewer for Variety wrote of Things: "There are some toothy puppet monsters, more amusing than scary."[6]

Retrospective assessments

Since its release, Things has gained a reputation as being one of the worst films ever made. Critics from The Beachwood Reporter, Dread Central and Cinema Sewer each described it as being the worst film ever made.[13][7][2] Adam Symchuk of Screen Rant writes: "While films like The Room and Birdemic seem to be constant contenders for the best 'so bad it's good' movie, [Things] is the true unheralded champion among many cinephiles."[14] Likewise, a review from DVD Verdict wrote that the film was "a treasure for those who like to revel in the worst of the worst."[15] Meanwhile, J Hurtado of Screen Anarchy described it as "critically unassailable" and Will Pfeifer opined that "It's so terrible I can’t think of another movie that even comes close."[3][16] After addressing various shortcomings, Erin Brady of /Film wrote: "Things is also one of the most authentic movies you will likely ever watch. It is proof that anyone can pick up a camera and make a movie with their friends, even if their resources are limited."[17]

Caelum Vatnsdal, author of They Came From Within: A History of Canadian Horror Cinema, wrote that Things is "the worst Canadian horror film ever made".[18] In his book Spinegrinder: The Movies Most Critics Won't Write About, Clive Davies stated that, while Things was a strong contender for the title of "best worst movie", it is not well known outside of its cult following.[19] Things was also reviewed by RedLetterMedia on an episode of Half in the Bag in 2013,[20] and RiffTrax spoofed it on March 4, 2022, with the latter concluding that "It's definitive, universal… the worst movie we've ever done".[21][22]

References

  1. ↑ Lentz, Harris M. Science Fiction, Horror & Fantasy Film and Television, McFarland, 2nd edition, 1598 pages, (2000), ISBN 0-7864-0950-9 (for Volume 1); 0-7864-0951-7 (for Volume 2); ISBN 0-7864-0952-5 (for Volume 3)
  2. 1 2 3 Kirschner, Jeff (December 10, 2015). "Things: The Worst Movie Ever Made". Dread Central. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  3. 1 2 J Hurtado (August 3, 2011). "Things DVD Review". Screen Anarchy. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  4. ↑ Turek, Ryan (June 23, 2011). "DVD: "Canuxploitation" Flick Things on the Way". Comingsoon.net. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  5. ↑ J Hurtado (June 23, 2011). "Intervision Picture Corp Warns Of Things & The Secret Life: Jeffrey Dahmer July 12th". Screen Anarchy. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  6. 1 2 Karvelas, Mike (May 20, 1990). "Skip the new releases and wait for Sigourney". The Item. Sumter, South Carolina. p. 17. Retrieved July 18, 2023 – via Newspapers.com.
  7. 1 2 "Things on DVD". Cinema Sewer. September 12, 2008. Archived from the original on March 9, 2016. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  8. ↑ "Things (1989)". Things1989.com. Archived from the original on March 13, 2016. Retrieved July 20, 2023.
  9. ↑ Miska, Brad (June 23, 2011). "1989 Cult 'Things' Gets Rerelease". Bloody Disgusting. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  10. ↑ "Things". Severin Films. Retrieved July 20, 2023.
  11. ↑ Media, Ship to Shore. "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs - Things VHS". Ship to Shore Media. Retrieved 2022-12-16.
  12. ↑ "Die Kultmoviegang zeigt "Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare" und "Things" in Bern". Nau.ch (in German). Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  13. ↑ "Things: Perhaps The Worst Movie Ever Made". The Beachwood Reporter. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  14. ↑ Symchuk, Adam (September 30, 2020). "It Came From The North: 10 Great Monster Movies From Canada". Screen Rant. Retrieved September 2, 2021.
  15. ↑ Loomis, Daryl (July 22, 2011). "DVD Verdict Review - Things". DVD Verdict. Archived from the original on April 1, 2016. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  16. ↑ Pfeifer, Will (October 17, 2008). "Will Pfeifer: Monsters, mullets meet for snoozefest". Jackson Newspapers. Archived from the original on September 2, 2021. Retrieved September 2, 2021.
  17. ↑ Brady, Erin (October 11, 2022). "The Daily Stream: Things Is DIY Horror Madness You Need To See To Believe". /Film. Retrieved July 21, 2023.
  18. ↑ Vatnsdal, Caelum (2004). They Came From Within: A History of Canadian Horror Cinema. Arbeiter Ring Publishing. ISBN 978-1-894037-21-1.
  19. ↑ Davies, Clive (2015). Spinegrinder: The Movies Most Critics Won't Write About. Headpress. ISBN 978-1909394278.
  20. ↑ "Half in the Bag: Summer Movie Catch Up and Things". Red Letter Media. October 12, 2013. Retrieved October 11, 2020.
  21. ↑ Nelson, Mike J.; Murphy, Kevin; Corbett, Bill (March 4, 2022). "Things". Rifftrax. Archived from the original on March 5, 2022. Retrieved June 17, 2022.
  22. ↑ RiffTrax: THINGS (HD Trailer) - RiffTrax on YouTube
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